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All you skaters jaywalkers party goers owners of cars with incorrectly tinted windows communists people who don't wear seatbelts or come to a complete three-second stop at a stop sign unlicensed vendors fans of unapproved music you owners of illegal fireworks anarchists flag burners sidewalk spitters pot smokers flyer pasters parking criminals underage beer consumers copiers of copyrighted tapes purchasers of chemicals that 80-year-old readers of the Bible don't like punks loiterers you who make a living off recycling cans you hippies animal rights activists men who wear dresses protesters non-registrants with the Selective Service and especially you violators of stereotypes that we can't classify: you are;