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Breakfast: one scrambled egg one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat two bites of egg using your fingers. Dump the rest on the floor. Lunch: Four crayons (any color). Dinner: A dry stick two pennies and a nickel four sips of stale beer. Before bedtime toast a piece of bread and toss it on the kitchen floor. Lunch: half a tube of Pulsating Pink Lipstick and a cigarette (to be eaten not smoked). Ice cube if desired. After lunch lick an all day sucker. Dinner: a rock or and an uncooked bean which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour iced tea over. Breakfast: two pancakes with plenty of syrup. Eat with fingers. Rub fingers in hair. After breakfast pick up sucker from rug. Lick off fuzz and put on cushion of your best chair. Lunch: three matches peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Breakfast: a quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor) bit of soap an olive pour glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes. Add !/2 cup sugar. Lunch: Eat crumbs off kitchen floor, the vomiting began when dinner was washed down with wine diluted with water from the nile natural spring water replete with hair and stern calcium deposits from up river where the silt of the upturned desert runs off into the crystaline springs from deep deep deep deep under so deep that fish and worms white and blind wriggle undisturbed and free along great crevices in an area close to atlantis but only the atlantis near the core an atlantis without capitals seeing as the atlantis with capitalisation has never nor will ever exists which is to say it was a land of milk and honey -- a land never experienced by tongues such as ours: tongues all pink and soft and in fact a tender reticulated muscle not unlike the rough nimble trunk of the pachyderm the traktor lada lada traktor osram traktor osram lada da da da dada dadada da we don't talk only platform ___ leader terror terror leaders horror leaders leaders horror da da dada;