Methodology

Recipe for a Son(orous)Net:

  • Compile a list of all e-mail aliases from a given site.
  • Eliminate all addresses that:
    • have non-alphabetic characters (if the algorithm produces numbers for duplicate names).
    • are less than 8 characters long.
    • bear too close a resemblance to the original name (are easily recognisable).
  • Read the list aloud, and mark the ones that sound interesting. Eliminate all others.
  • Create a rhyme table, where each cell in the table contains rhyming aliases.
  • Choose Elizabethan, or Petrarchan mode for rhyme scheme.
  • Create poem using words from the rhyme table, ensuring each line is composed in iambic pentameter.
  • Read aloud.

The poems were created using the e-mail aliases of Undergraduate Mathematics students from The University of Waterloo. Included below is the original source of e-mail aliases used for the Son(orous)Nets:

aachalat
aadavids
aagalbra
aakhokha
aalechne
aamichai
aapianos
aapocrni
aapresla
aarchiba
aarnaquq
abarulpi
abcricht
abpengel
abulkovs
acacciac
accousin
acdefili
acliving
acmwhitt
acrothal
adchhaga
adfortne
adisalvo
adsteven
adstones
adterren
adwilson
aecascia
aeciepli
aeehassa
aeeljach
aemagolo
aemmcphe
aepamino
aewillia
afchacke
afedoren
afernand
afiorent
aflanaga
afnevrau
afuchiga
agargent
agdauphi
aggulike
ahardjan
ahawatso
ahfriesn
ahpmilst
ahwindso
aiantorn
aigilhol
aingleto
airasana
ajarmstr
ajbrogde
ajclipsh
ajepostm
ajisherw
ajkaufma
ajmontgo
ajpatter
ajrennis
ajrritch
ajschrot
akbouwma
aklpfrim
akozlows
akrishna
aksriska
akucharc
akupadhy
albroadb
aleizero
aljannus
almaclel
alouelle
alsnorri
alstearn
amacpher
amalderd
amamakha
ambrubac
amcdonal
amcdonne
amcmonag
amcnicho
amdwarak
amerschb
amfergus
amhristo
amkrajew
amlgodfr
ammccrac
ammichal
amplewyc
amstaman
angreenl
apaterso
apfergus
aplampma
apmarath
aprodano
apuvanan
arabdull
aramakri
araviesh
archmiel
argoorac
arhemtul
arjjiggi
aroltean
arviyapu
asabharw
asabraha
asalomon
asbhojan
asderoui
asheffie
asinclai
asnazare
asnicker
asnorthc
asrawlin
astajkow
asundara
atbussma
atmercad
atsushim
avandrun
avassili
avcappel
avperede
awhamilt
awjackso
awwessma
baberlin
badameli
baforres
bahurlbu
bakrawet
bamcmill
bamelbou
baschult
bawestdo
bbalakum
bborowin
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bcgilchr
bcleesha
bcrwhims
bctapple
bdcarrig
bdhuskin
bdipasqu
beburges
beshiffm
bfnewbat
bgerspac
bgsmatho
bgunasek
bgyapchu
bjeburkh
bjenglis
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bjovanov
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bjshapir
bjvanmil
bjwparke
bkanagas
bkchango
bkhickma
blengela
blkitche
blstlaur
bmderuit
bmhertzb
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bnkeatin
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breichen
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brrichte
brscheff
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bthurair
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bvortsma
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cadoolaa
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caewille
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calaycoc
camaclea
cameikle
camorris
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capollar
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cbsaunde
cbzuerch
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cciturri
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ccmonter
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cdmicacc
cdmryers
cdnesbit
ceigenhe
cejpayto
ceketcha
cesproul
cfournie
cfrodrig
cgbatema
cgiovane
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cgmcmill
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chackelb
chmacleo
cihendri
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ckmansha
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cmanierm
cmbergho
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cmthomps
cmyewchu
coadviso
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consulta
consulta
cpasqual
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cpwillia
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creickme
crkwalto
crozenda
crutledg
crwepple
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csmcheun
cspatten
cssystem
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ctpereir
ctroderi
ctternen
cvandepu
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cwoodsal
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dalldrit
damatthe
damullig
daroloso
dbabinea
dbdaviso
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dczaborn
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diekisma
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djwegsch
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dmajstor
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dochrist
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dwtoogoo
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eadengle
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ebheffer
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echvedov
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edelacru
edellava
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egartsbe
eguendel
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ekbenedi
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elhollid
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emocalla
epasqual
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epgunara
eprklims
ersockov
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eshenoud
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eternowa
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gmvalamp
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hapalecz
harsenau
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hawindcl
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iaboucha
iacunnin
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iasiddiq
ibelians
ichvedov
iclysdal
idmillig
ifstewar
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ikravchu
iligertw
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irichard
ishegelm
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ivasilia
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ktjeevan
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laboucha
labourah
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lamulamo
landerso
lanewhou
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lisbrath
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lost+fou
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lrthomps
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lsurazsk
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majorrit
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olsniezk
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orientat
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raaylswo
raboucha
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ralhalim
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rametzge
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rawainwr
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rcgaudet
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rdknowle
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rdpouchi
rdvanboe
rebridso
remeloch
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restores
rfiorill
rfkoehle
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rgonzale
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rhbartel
rhstephe
ristehli
risteven
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rkangrah
rknickel
rlalpaug
rlhofgar
rlparson
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rmmahara
rmwasile
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romarchi
rowburke
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rpvander
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rrchatte
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rrglidde
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rroncesv
rrrenwic
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rsderidd
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rstorosc
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rzmitche
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sachaudh
sacocker
sacottre
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saghutch
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salecler
samreiss
saosborn
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sashaddi
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satouche
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sbwoodsi
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sdtrevis
seaitchi
seconnol
sediiann
semclenn
sepatche
sereynol
sestephe
sgafergu
shanratt
shnkonra
shooking
shsteine
sjaafara
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