Adverse Opinion
by Doug Nufer


1
we're averse, we aver

we waste as we rate,
sever saved texts, tear ass crazed
as waxed cats.

serrated edges greet dated dads,
vacated wasted stewed dads;
water vases greet rat-faced dads,
edges dragged red.

wave tarts treated sex-starved dads,
vd caves farted sea-served tarts
dads assessed as greatest sex babes ever;
afterwards, wart scabs drew scars

scared, vd-crazed dads seeded dread,
gave vd ever after, wagged scarred
gagger daggers, ravaged battered,
scared drag-ass babes.

no, I yip, no

I pull you, unkink you, milk
union joy, moony loony
mink oil joy

lollypop mom onion-lip pop
link on, pump in lumpy
oil only joy'll mill
unkinkily, pinkly.

you'll jump my pump,
I'll hump you, nip you
nippily pinion you,
moon puppy!

you in I pool
monophylum joy,
my plump polyp,
look loopily jolly.

2
we've traded dads
waved ta-ta, extracted stress
cads exert.

tastes revert; great deeds
re-create sedate, brave estate
savers, grave reverers, trade
greeters, deer vets; retrace

ex-dads' bad barter/ fast
car/ dead card regrets.
we're better! we've better
facts, better beer--

free beer; aged red Graves,
Texas steer tartare, wetter
water. we retract tart tastes,
sweets taste best.

you pump in junk,
join up in opium punk
union, junky!

you pill-pop mop
hump oily
minion mojo, 'ho!
I'm no monk, I'm

oh oh . . . limp?
I'll kill you,
pool my only poppy
monopoly. in my

monolopy, I hump
junk, lip up plonk!
you'll lump my
yummy poop.


Pub. March 2000

DRC