Selecting ethical committees to notify Turkish
presidents that producing defense materials to protect
Indians only enrages senators' coats is always tricky
business. After all, water & power are toxic
substances that demand stringent oversight if one
expects to resume hearing houses of worship throughout
the nation celebrate Washington's bicentennial
inauguration. Selecting aged, hungry committees to reform
physicians' payments to natural gas fisheries is a much more
straightforward affair. Metzenbaum is always willing to amend
his previous amendments to insure transgenic, reformed
animals will not run amuck in Cambodian prisons while Stan
re-refers Soviet emigres to Parisian authorities for processing.
Contributors to wilderness systems tend to agree that Wyoming is wildly
mistaken in thinking that unanimously planting alternative farm
crops in commemoration of old route 66 will temporarily
pardon handicapped children for trespassing on senators' time.
Indexing feasible economic freedom in Southern
Mississippi, where until only recently congratulating his
holiness the Dalai Lama was a high crime rather than a misdemeanor,
will require granting an increased pension to Edmund W. Eakin
along with several bachelor farmers wallowing in such destitute
circumstances that they can no longer lay down at any
time. Authorizing committees to redefine extortion as the mailing of
unsolicited, sexually oriented material that attempts to control
certain sources of sulfur dioxide is an elementary matter,
requiring only that certain European government clarify standards
governing incentive grants for excellence in the field of packing
fully grown leaf tobacco.
Pub. May 1998