Timothy Yu

Campaign of Half-Measures

No half measures in this war, says one of the
nine survivors of the first-up win.
It was like removing a Band-Aid really slowly
on a golf-course, while the Global Early Warning
and Tracking System begins a licensing shake-up.
The Campaign for Real Ale said: "Be skeptical
of guaranteed air pollution reductions, a
shell game with government ethics."
But the watchdog lacks a smear campaign that might
ignore letters if they are identical. Until then,
my pledge to the refugees: the air
campaign goes on. We suspected as much
and launched our low budget mish mash
of landmines, pressing for opening hours
to be more relaxed. Joe Lieberman
spent much of this day in Tennessee, while
Bill and Newt call for treatment in prisons
and a generic promotion for whisky.