So much awful writing!
How did these people ever
Graduate high school?

It's nine fifty five.
Can't read your twelve-page paper.
I want to go home.

You want to get an
A? Sure. You can start by not
handing in this crap.

You're not an English
major? Ok. You still can't
hand in this crap.

If you want our help,
at least pay some attention
to what we're saying.

Rebecca Berkowitz