SUNDAY MORNING
by Ted Berrigan
1.
It's A Fact
If you stroke
a cat about 1,000,000 times, you will
generate
enough electricity to light up the largest
American Flag
in the world for about one minute.
2.
Turnabout
In
former times people who committed adultery
got
stoned;
Nowadays
it's just a crashing bringdown.
3.
A Mongolian Sausage
By definition:
a long stocking: you fill it full of shit,
and then you
punch holes in it. Then you swing it over
your head in
circles until everybody goes home.
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