SUNDAY MORNING
by Ted Berrigan


1.

It's A Fact



          If you stroke a cat about 1,000,000 times, you will
          generate enough electricity to light up the largest
          American Flag in the world for about one minute.


2.

Turnabout



                    In former times people who committed adultery
                              got stoned;
                    Nowadays it's just a crashing bringdown.


3.

A Mongolian Sausage



          By definition: a long stocking: you fill it full of shit,
          and then you punch holes in it. Then you swing it over
          your head in circles until everybody goes home.


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