INDIANA
by Alan Sondheim


oh julu i will kill you
would you really?
would you really?
ohway ulujay iway illway illkay youay
oh jennifer this is so lovely killing me
is it really?
is it really?
ohway enniferjay isthay isway osay ovelylay illingkay emay
oh oh julu
ohway ohway ulujay
away away, oh juluay
away away, oh juluay
please you will make me so fun
please you will make me so fun
will you really?
will you really?
oh julu i jennifer will so fun make you
you do make me!
you do make me!
un para o pkttolkx corr yu lat sgqk eua
oh thank you jennifer thank you
thank you lovely!
thank you lovely!
ib nbuhe sio dyhhczyl nbuhe sio
ah ah oh oh oh
bash: ah: command not found
goodbye my very dearest | oo .ooo| | oo o.ooo|
| oo o.ooo| | oo .o | | oo. o | | oooo. o| |
oo .o o| | o . | | oo o.o o| | oooo. o| | o .
| |ooo .oo | | oo .o o| | ooo . o | | oooo. o|
| o . | | oo .o | | oo .o o|| oo . o| | ooo .
o | | oo .o o| | ooo . oo| | ooo .o | | o. o |
goodbye| oo .ooo| | oo o.ooo| | oo o.ooo| | oo .
o | | oo . o | | oooo. o| | oo.o o| | o. o |
farewell my lovely!
farewell my lovely!
please you will make me so fun
please you will make me so fun
will you really?
will you really?

In INDIANA it was recently VOTED that ALL RAILROAD TRAINS and ALL TELEPHONE POLES and SOME BUILDINGS will be PLACED ON THEIR SIDES permanently. Thus the TRAINS have their WHEELS by convention on THEIR RIGHT-HAND-SIDE, against thin RAILS held VERTICALLY into PLACE. Furthermore, SMALL CARRIAGES POSSESSING WHEELS are permitted BENEATH THE SIDEWAYS CARS AND ENGINES to enable them to MOVE ABOUT THE LANDSCAPE in SUCH A CONDITION.

THE SAME does NOT hold true for ALL BUILDINGS but SOME BUILDINGS, which, on their SIDE, may have BOTH WINDOWS AND DOORS OPENING INTO THE EARTH BELOW, as well as OTHER WINDOWS AND DOORS OPENING ONTO THE SKY ABOVE, as well as STILL OTHER WINDOWS AND DOORS OPEN ON TWO SIDES for EASY EGRESS AND EXIT, as well as ENTRANCE.

As for the TELEPHONE POLES, ALL OF WHICH are ON THEIR SIDES, there should be PLACED UPON THEM, WARNINGS FOR CHLDREN, AGAINST the TOUCHING of such wires AS THEY NOW CARRY, EASILY LAID UPON THE EARTH.

Outtages MAY OCCUR.


Pub. March 2000

DRC