INTO A BAR
by Mark Peters


A guy walks into a bar. A pig walks into a bar. A crocodile walks into a bar. This couple walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar. A guy 4'6" tall walks into a bar. Two piggies walk into a bar. A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. Jesus Christ walks into a bar. A woman walks into a bar. Two donkeys walk into a bar. A vagrant walks into a bar. These 3 girls (blonde, brunette and redhead) walk into a bar and then a cop comes in. A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer walk into a bar. So, two jumper cables walk into a bar. Two guys walk into a bar. A Pollock walks into a bar. An Englishman, American, and Irishman all walk into a bar. This bear walks into this bar. This bloke, a cat and an ostrich walked into a bar. A lady walks into a bar with a duck. A man walks into a bar with a pie. Two cannibals walk into a bar. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. A bum walks into a bar. So, a five-dollar bill walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A rabbit walks into a bar. This punk walks into a bar. A neutron walks into a bar. This delegate walks into a bar. A penguin walks into a bar. Two atoms go into a bar. Two men walked into a bar. A man walks into a bar carrying a battered briefcase. Three ostriches walked into a bar. Three vampires went into a bar. God, the Devil and Bob walk into a bar. Two lawyers walked into a bar. Two communist dictators and a screenwriter walk into a bar. Two Leprechauns walk into a bar. A woman walks into a bar with a dog under her arm. A termite walked into a bar. The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. Two flies walk into a bar. A cowboy walks into a bar. A guy, his mother, his aunt, his cousin, his sister, and Candice all walk into a bar. This guy walks into a bar with his friend. A fairly unattractive short guy walks into a bar. 3 guys walk into a bar. This guy walks into a bar with his dog. Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi walk into a bar. A drunk walks into a bar. A rather confident man walks into a bar. A big, burly bastard walks into a bar with a snapping turtle underneath his arm. An alien walks into a bar. This horny guy walks into a bar. A duck walks into a bar. A guy that has leprosy walks into a bar. A crab walks into a bar. A blonde walks into a bar. A lady walks into a bar. An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman walk into this bar. An old Englishman walks into a bar. An American guy walks into a bar. A well dressed doctor walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar with a steak and kidney pie on his head. A string walks into a bar. This depressed man walked into a bar. A blind man walks into a bar. A skeleton walks into a bar.


Pub. May 2001

DRC