JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF
by Mike Topp
Gasan was sitting at the bedside of Tekisui three days before his
teacher's
passing. Tekisui had already chosen Gasan as his successor.
A temple had recently burned down and Gasan was rebuilding it.
Tekisui asked
him: "What are you going to do when the temple is rebuilt?"
"When you're better we want you to speak there," said Gasan.
"Suppose I die before then?"
"Then we'll find somebody else," replied Gasan.
"Suppose you can't get anybody?" said Tekisui.
Gasan answered loudly: "Don't ask such stupid questions. Just go
fuck yourself."
Pub. May 2001
DRC
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