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by Mark Peters
Severe constipation can kill an elephant. What do I do after I kill everyone? Kill them first, and destroy while you're killing, and destroy right away as many people as possible. Kill celebrities! I wanna kill everyone. I just kill everyone. Iraq could kill everyone. Biological weaponry killed eighteen people. The militia killed four thousand. Pray, then kill us. Kill because of the killing. Denounce us later. Help to kill at least one person. Let's kill everyone, including Louie. Be sure to kill everyone on the way, and kill everyone in every room with plutonium on the planet. You are a conqueror. Kill everyone and you are Mr. Rogers. Kill everyone and then kill Mr. Rogers. I keep trying to remember being killed or eaten or something like that. Guns don't kill people. Firearms don't kill people. Science doesn't kill people. People kill celebrities. Celebrities kill Spice Girls. You kill people because you don't like what they say. You kill people because you don't like a volcano. A volcano can kill Tim. People are killed directly by children with guns. People with guns don't kill people. Children with no moral values kill Germans. Gunowners like to kill people in Central Texas. Six tornadoes kill people for God with God's permission. Your MacIntosh wants you to kill God. Deputize yourself! Kill God and remember, if you can't kill God, then kill the chicken god. Kill the chicken god. Kill the chicken god. Kill the chicken god. I do not wish to talk. Let God kill ‘em all. Let God see the world and kill a few lava men while uniformed men see the world and kill a few lava men over and over and over. We keep seeing white men kill, steal, lie and rob British troops. Jamaican police kill seven men in two shootouts. From now on, let women kill their own spiders. I would kill... Kramer! I would kill... Elaine! I would kill... Jerry's parents! I would kill... Jerry! I would kill... Jerry! I would kill... Jerry! I would kill... Jerry! Kill, kitty, kill! Kill, kitty! Kill!
Pub. May 2001 |