by Julie Nagle
A very scary thing happened today Was this an attack of some sort? First bunny fight!! Flea beetles Who stirred up the bees... Two emotions at once!! Frank...er...YOU SCARE ME... I'm so sorry to hear it! Peekaboo Fishnet Stockings My Butt's Falling My nipples are showing! My scrotum's blue! Did anyone else see this? That's water pressure! This toilet seat is cold! I hope I get paid 4 this! Attack of the killer fungus Is There No End to the Abuse? Hope you're OK out there... I'm worried about ya Glad no one was there! I'm sure I blushed about 17 different shades of red Uh...yikes? This guy needs a drum This water is cold! Who's This Girl? Almost scares the pants right off ya! I'm serious! I hate school Talk about clones! << The earth is not flat. >> There's spikes on the top of the roof..... There's a bug... There's more! There's a fire in the house There's a spider on me! It is getting late! I'm hot for you too! I do have children, you know I WILL remain calm It's been a while! hehe.... Slimy! Sticky situation IT'S ATTACHED ITSELF TO MOMMY'S HANDS DOES THAT STUFF FLY! No cameras!! How scary! Medic!! Sorry! No pants! How tacky!! Yikes! ... life WAH! Bus-ted! Apologies.... :) We're really fucked, then, aren't we? Green Bay trounced by 10 I gotta go! I have wine on my pants! Do you have anything intelligent to add? Woof! Geez! Yuck! Barf! Guess no bathrooms are safe either
Pub. May 2001 |