with David Greenberger and William "Fergie" Ferguson
FERGIE: Are you exactly six feet? DBG: Just about. FERGIE: That's a good height. There's plenty of what-goes-on in that head. I don't mean your lower head, I mean your upper head. But when it's time for your lower head to go into action, it does. And when its time for it to rest, it does. DBG: What's the difference between the upper head and the lower head? FERGIE: The action. DBG: What action? FERGIE: I can't explain it very well. They both mind their own business. It is very, very quiet they are at all times. DBG: What about when they're in action? FERGIE: They mind their own business. O-w-n. DBG: Okay, I get it. FERGIE: That's all you need to know, it's your own personal affair, and nobody else's. When I say nobody I mean no one, only yourself. And you are not bigoted. You are very, very careful and everyone understands that. It is very important that they do understand that. And I don't think you need any explanation, you handle yourself very well. DBG: Thank you. FERGIE: You're entirely welcome. What else do you want to know? DBG: Anything. FERGIE: There isn't anything else that you'd like to know that I'd care to explain. You have been very careful in all your action. DBG: Thank you. FERGIE: You're entirely welcome. It is your own private affair and no one else's.
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