by Sal Salasin

I think we should kill him.
I don't mean that in a "bad" way, it's
just something they teach you in law school.
Omitting only the provision I promise not
to invade Poland. Cash only and we
still want to see your ID.
A pain of the neck as you say here.
Your moma is so dumb she saw a sign that said
"Wet Floor" so she peed on it.
The way to a man's heart is
through his chest.

Pub. Feb. 1999